"We're the biggest and the best Canary Island, a place sculpted by a history of impressive volcanic eruptions, making us a marvel on the eyes."
It is indeed all of those things but it also has plentiful, exceptional beaches and water activities to keep the most laid-back, or most energetic holidaymaker entertained.
With sunshine all year round, the holiday vibe never really goes away. So expect to find a lot of people unwinding by day, or letting their hair down by night.
While most holiday makers head to the south of the island, the lion's share of the locals live up north in Santa Cruz. And they're a friendly bunch.
Known as the 'Island of Eternal Spring', the weather is never bad, and the average temperature is around 28 degrees during the summer months.
Potato fans will be in for a treat with the papas arrungadas, which are spuds boiled in water with a lot of salt, until the water evaporates, forming a salty crust.
Lineker's Bar in Playa de las Americas is owned by ex-England footballer Gary's brother Wayne, no less.
Admiral Nelson lost his right arm in Tenerife, thanks to a cannon ball. It's sort of his own fault - he'd launched an attack on the island.
"From the coast up to its mountaintops, Tenerife is a universe of marked contrasts." - Canary Islands Tourist Board.
Great for families. This stretch of beach in the main resort of Playa de las Americas has everything you could wish for: fine sand, hot sun, decent restaurants, and plenty of cafés to pick up some cooling ice-creams in.
There's a large, free car park by the harbour on the eastern side of the beach.
Situated next to Playa de las Americas, this is the ferry port to be seen at, especially if you want to go dolphin or whale-watching.
You can park your hire car in the car park that's right by the harbour.
The main square in Tenerife's capital boasts a church with a striking bell tower, along with some trendy bars.
There are underground car parks in Plaza de Espana, Mercado de Nuestra Senora de Africa and Calle Ramon y Cajal.
The main church in Puerto de la Cruz, the old colonial town in the north, is worth stepping inside for the cool air and the beautiful interior.
There's a large free car park at the Parque Maritimo on Calle Santo Domingo.
'Loro' is Spanish for 'parrot' so yes, this is a parrot park. Yet while it's famous for its colourful bird collection, this Puerto de la Cruz institution boasts pretty impressive tigers, gorillas and creepy crawlies too.
Loro Parque has its own dedicated car park where you can park your hire car for free.
Made from finest lava stone, these zany pyramids carry a similar mystical vibe to Stonehenge.
From Playa de las Americas follow the main coast road, the TF-1, east until exit 11, which is signposted to Guimar. It's a 35-mile drive.
Home to El Teide, the highest mountain in Spain and a volcano to boot. Thankfully it's now dormant - it last blew its top in 1909.
Leave Playa de las Americas on the TF-28 heading to Arona. Join the TF-51, which leads up to the park via Vilaflor and the TF-21.
It’s a well-known fact that everyone loves a monkey. Visit this small zoo and check out some of the species that live here, but be careful if you’re carrying any fruit in your bag – they aren’t shy of a rummage.
Located in the southwest of the island, you can reach the Monkey Park by taking exit 26 off the TF1 motorway and following signs from there.
It's impossible to realistically comprehend just how devastating volcanoes are unless you've witnessed a spectacular mountain range fashioned from an eruption eight million years ago. Like this one.
From Playa de las Americas take the TF-1 to exit 6A, then head for San Cristobal de la Laguna, then onto the TF-13, which takes you up into the Parque Rural de Anaga.